Greenbank Church

 

 Q:  What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

 A: An octopuss !

Q. What's striped and bouncy ?

A: A tiger on a pogo stick !

Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?

A: 'Let us prey.'

Q .What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A. A collie-flower !

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Greenbank Parish Church of Scotland, Congregation No: 160863, Registered Charity Number SC011453, whose church is at 36 Eaglesham Road, Glasgow, G76 7DJ, Scotland.
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