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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January? |
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He turns over a new leaf. |
| PATIENT: Doctor, doctor. I think I’m a pack of cards! | DOCTOR: I'll deal with you later. |
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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog? |
One wears a suit and the other just pants!!! |
| What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe? |
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He calls the toe truck |
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