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Q: Why did the sword swallower eat an umbrella? |
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A: He wanted to put something away for a rainy day |
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Q: Why don’t elephants like to go swimming? |
A: They can’t keep their trunks up! |
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Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? |
A: I'm bacon! |
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Q: What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland? |
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A: Summer!!! |
WELL DONE
A Big well done to the children of Carolside School, who once again have excelled at fund raising. In total, this year they have raised £3840 which has been donated to Breast Cancer, children in Need, Kieran Mess Foundation, Sport Relief and Run for Katy
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